Halloween has witches, ghosts, and goblins . . . Thanksgiving has turkeys, pilgrims, and Indians . . . Christmas has Santa, Rudolph, and Frosty . . . but what of the other holiday everybody celebrates this hallowed season, Black Friday? Thankfully, Black Friday, isn't without its own mascot: Dis Count, the vampire ready to suck the money from your wallet first chance he can get! And, obviously, based on this scheme, the sooner, the better . . .